Circle of friends high alert: complaining that Apple Watch something
Cook didn’t think, AppleWatch early debut, turned out to be the most popular among Chinese netizens micro-circle of friends. In major technology site is Watch crowding the screen at the same time, circle of friends has become a joke’s talent show. Sold a kidney in time, and pull sleeve tutorial of various jokes, brain repair watch phone come from circle of friends has become the forefront of Apple-sponsored spewing Gala.
Mobile QQ new hot plate of micro-browser, aggregate friends latest hottest topic articles, circle of friends all about the Applewatch panoramic view. Open Mobile QQ browser app fever across Vientiane, complaining, particularly the following four highly touted.
Photo: QQ browser app hot plate, AppleWatch topic is full screen
Cry poor to sell their kidneys, organ transactions to record high
Apple watch price exposure, circle of friends there was a boom of cry poor to sell their kidneys. Many users saying “Mommy! why do I only have two kidneys!” Indeed, these days even a small piece of digital watches have been very valuable, even if you had three kidney what? if you want a gold Watch, it probably needs to aggregate several organs in order to bring it home, but only if you can keep your vital signs. AppleWatch luxury pricing, more netizens joked “AppleWatch4 25th continental debut, will really push for China organ transplants. ”
Figure II: circle of friends are seeking to sell their kidneys, set off upsurge of organ transplantation
Redefine time: 1 day = 18 hours
In addition to the price touched a national pain points, 18-hour battery life also become the largest slot. Especially to publish MacBook30 days of standby time, by contrast, this huge gap of netizens who apparently challenged the perception that “today is a landmark day, we witnessed the notebook battery life more than electronic form. “While life became the biggest bug AppleWatch in the minds of users, but it is not only bad, at least it will be China’s” defeat the female “time reduced from 24 hours to 18 hours, and men with AppleWatch is need to be recharged every night to go home, perhaps to promote family harmony and social stability should be considerable.
In addition, as AppleWatch also failed to highlight features of heart rate measurement, as well as matching function brand from difficult, even sex are set for this particular scene-“AppleWatch pairing is a long distance relationship artifact, see each other when not texting but suddenly heart beat faster, you know what he has to do bad things. ”
Figure three: AppleWatch function to suffer ridicule
Do not buy a table, are “bigger”
The Chinese “bigger (forced)” quest can be described as “worship”, netizens are well versed to hide in after AppleWatch the mold with psychology. Former iPhone user’s clothing without pockets, in order to more easily show off your phone, then Watch users want to show off, it probably would’ve just rolled up their sleeves. Thus, this customized for the Chinese “sleeve 100 pull method tutorial” has become a AppleWatch acting skills necessary. While some eager users in AppleWatch until they have put on their own DIY “Apple watch” eye-popping also rocket.
Figure four: micro-credit will teach you how to use Apple Watch lifting force
Approach to industrial rise of Fortune
AppleWatch universal perspective of the netizens even to China will bring change – brand new rise of the entrepreneurial ecosystem. Small-screen film industry resurgent film practitioners to Fortune; seven points in shirt-sleeves, hot, fashion, every minute sold; customized watchbands, fake imitation gold, medallion, all kinds of watch bands are in short supply … … These fun though, but also reflect some of Chinese current situation and psychological, in entertainment, but also thought-provoking.
Figure five: online brain supplement AppleWatch in China
AppleWatch is not yet listed it has triggered an uproar in his circle of friends, believe that after more than a month will be unabated. Want to learn quickly about AppleWatch content, participate in micro-circle of friends nationwide ridicule, QQ browser app on the hot plate, real-time updates and the latest hot makes your barrel.